Heaven knows what this means but I don’t want to be number 100, so please can you vote for me and ensure that I get to at least number 99….

Here is the link and then you have to click on HOT 100 and ‘click here to nominate’.

www.ahlanlive.com/18417-2010-hot-100?img=97220

Meanwhile the really big news here is that out of three goldfish bought 10 days ago, two died today. What can be the reason? Poisoning? Boredom? Overfeeding? Lack of attention?

Typically Olivia’s is the sole survivor; just like Sushi Sam who is swimming about in a cow trough in the Savoie with his friend Sausage John despite a kidnap attempt and below-freezing temperatures.

He would win the Top 100 goldfish award, that’s for sure.

Copyright: Helena Frith Powell 2010