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Orange is not the only colour

8th June 2007 by Helena 4 Comments  

Jail birdPity poor Paris Hilton. After three days in prison she is on the verge of a breakdown and has been sent home. You may think the reason for this breakdown had something to do with being incarcerated along with some pretty rough birds from downtown LA, or just being incarcerated, or having to eat overcooked vegetables or not being allowed near a Prada store for 24 hours. But I think it had more to do with the clothes she was forced to wear.

I’m sorry, but three days in an orange jump-suit is enough to send anyone over the edge. Orange is so last week, and terribly unflattering. Also poor old Hilton does not have the advantages of an English public-school education. As Evelyn Waugh said: “Any one who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.”

George Michael has been spared prison and is instead going to do 100 hours community service for “drug driving”. I think community service is a much better option for celebs. That way they can do something useful for once.

What a wasted opportunity it was not to give young Paris some dreary tasks instead of a custodial sentence. I’m sure there are plenty of old people who would have loved their meals on wheels delivered by Paris wearing a pinafore. Or maybe she could been assigned the task of picking up rubbish on Rodeo Drive and get in a spot of shopping at the same time?

I wonder what they’ll find for George Michael to do? Probably not cleaning public loos.

Copyright: Helena Frith Powell 2007


Filed Under: Life, blog --> Tagged With: colour, orange

4 thoughts on Orange is not the only colour

  • Jonathan Miller says:
    8th June 2007 at 6:25 pm

    I think you should tell us of your own time in the cells, Helena…

  • Peggy says:
    8th June 2007 at 10:20 pm

    Paris was just ordered to return to prison to serve out her 45-day sentence, so be prepared to see her wearing orange for another few weeks! Poor, poor girl.

  • Jonathan Miller says:
    9th June 2007 at 11:50 am

    After the Ballad of Reading Gaol and that book by Nelson Mandela I am sure the world with shower millions on Paris for her own prison diaries.

    I am still awaiting practical advice from Helena on doing time…

  • purple says:
    11th June 2007 at 12:57 pm

    This story sounds like it makes some sense and explains her “medical condition”:

    http://tinyurl.com/ysd5el

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Helena Frith Powell was born in Sweden to a Swedish mother and Italian father, but grew up mainly in England. She is the author of eleven books, translated into several languages including Chinese and Russian. She wrote the French Mistress column The Sunday Times about life in France for several years. She is a regular contributor to the Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, The Times, Daily Telegraph, Tatler Magazine and Harper’s Bazaar.

Helena has been the editor of four magazines, including M Magazine, a supplement for the Abu Dhabi-based National Newspaper and FIVE, a high-end fashion glossy, also published in Abu Dhabi. Helena was also editor-in-chief of 360 Life, a quarterly glossy magazine published with the Sports 360 Newspaper in Dubai, part of the Chalhoub Group.

Helena contributes regularly to UK-based newspapers and magazines and holds a Masters in Creative Writing from the University of Cambridge. She is working on a thriller set in Sweden as well as a novel about the relationship between Virginia Woolf and Katherine Mansfield called Sense of an Echo.

In 2022 her short story The Japanese Gardener came second in the Fish Publishing Short Story Prize. One of her stories was also shortlisted for the Bridport Short Story Prize. When she’s not writing, she works as a headhunter for the media and entertainment industry for the Sucherman Group. 

Helena, who was educated at Durham University, lives in the Languedoc region of France with her husband Rupert and their three children.

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More France Please, we’re British; Gibson Square 2004

Two Lipsticks and a Lover 2005; Gibson Square (hardback)

All You Need to be Impossibly French; (US version of above) Penguin 2006

Two Lipsticks and a Lover; Arrow Books (paperback) 2007

Ciao Bella Gibson Square; (hardback) 2006

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So Chic! (French version of Two Lipsticks) Leduc Editions 2008 (also translated into Chinese, Russian and Thai)

More, More France; Gibson Square 2009

To Hell in High Heels; Arrow Books 2009 (also translated into Polish)

The Viva Mayr Diet; Harper Collins 2009

Love in a Warm Climate; Gibson Square 2011

The Ex-Factor; Gibson Square 2013

Smart Women Don’t Get Wrinkles; Gibson Square 2016

The Arnolfini Marriage; Amazon Kindle December 2016

Smart Women Don’t Get Wrinkles (paperback); Gibson Square spring 2018

The Longest Night; Gibson Square spring 2019

 

 

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