I am heading off shortly to Dubai airport and then the flight to London to get ready for publicity for the book and then the launch party. I was briefly wondering if I should keep a diary along the lines of Bridget Jones, with headers at the top of each day that would go something like this….
Number of times checked amazon rating 478
Number of visits to M&S 7
Number of innocent book-buyers accosted with copy of Love in a Warm Climate in Waterstone’s 2 (then got arrested)
Number of glasses of chilled Sauvignon Blanc drunk at The Phoenix 4
Number of visits to Harvey Nichols 2
Number of shoes tried on in LK Bennett 7
Number of shoes bought in LK Bennett 0
Number of hours wasted wandering around Peter Jones pretending I live in London and go there every day 3
Number of times children call to shout at me 899
Busy days beckon….